{"id":2616,"date":"2026-03-24T10:46:01","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T02:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gooberrailroad.com\/index.php\/product\/timmy-turtle-skating\/"},"modified":"2026-03-24T23:02:41","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T15:02:41","slug":"timmy-turtle-skating","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/product\/timmy-turtle-skating\/","title":{"rendered":"Timmy Turtle &#8216;Skating&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"flex  flex-col-reverse md:flex-row\" id=\"crl-product_detail\">\n<div class=\"w-full py-6 lg:py-0 md:w-6\/12 lg:w-8\/12 md:pr-6 lg:pr-12 mo-editor-reset box-border product-tabs-content-detail plugin-product_detail-content\">\n<p>Timmy Turtle insists he??s not enjoying himself. The hat was a gift. The scarf??s on backwards. And frankly, the music??s too loud. But for someone so staunchly anti-festive, he??s suspiciously good on the ice.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Where others wobble, Timmy glides. His shell provides perfect balance; his scowl, lazer focus. He claims it??s just physics ?C ??a low center of gravity?? ?C but there??s more to it than that. The triple turn last Thursday? Entirely intentional.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Catch him early, before the crowds arrive, and you might see it. But mention it? He??ll deny it ever happened.<\/p>\n<dl id=\"product-details\" class=\"tw-px-4\">\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-product_dimensions tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\">Dimensions: <\/dt>\n<dd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\">11in x 7.9in x 6.3in<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-sitting_height tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\">Sitting Height: <\/dt>\n<dd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\">11in<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-material tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\">Main Materials: <\/dt>\n<dd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\">Polyester<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-product_inner_filling tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\">Inner Filling: <\/dt>\n<dd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\">Polyester Fibers, PE Beans<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-product_eye_type tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\">Hard Eye<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-sku tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\">SKU:<\/dt>\n<dd class=\"tw-inline-block tw-my-0\">TIM3TSK<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<\/dl>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn11.bigcommerce.com\/s-23s5gfmhr7\/images\/stencil\/1920w\/products\/1867\/51352\/TIM3TSK_10__83663.1756728336.png?c=1\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Timmy Turtle insists he??s not enjoying himself. The ha [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":2615,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_cat":[265],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2616","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-amphibians-reptiles","8":"first","9":"instock","10":"shipping-taxable","11":"purchasable","12":"product-type-simple","swatches":"rey-swatches","show_selected":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/2616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2616"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=2616"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=2616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}