{"id":3407,"date":"2026-03-24T10:53:26","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T02:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gooberrailroad.com\/index.php\/product\/smudge-cow\/"},"modified":"2026-03-24T23:03:06","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T15:03:06","slug":"smudge-cow","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/product\/smudge-cow\/","title":{"rendered":"Smudge Cow"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"flex  flex-col-reverse md:flex-row\" id=\"crl-product_detail\">\n<div class=\"w-full py-6 lg:py-0 md:w-6\/12 lg:w-8\/12 md:pr-6 lg:pr-12 mo-editor-reset box-border product-tabs-content-detail plugin-product_detail-content\">\n<p>Smudge Cow dreams of mastering her golf game. The outfit is immaculate, the stance deliberate, the quiet murmur of ??focus?? before every swing almost professional. The follow-through, however, tends to involve a gentle lean against the golf cart and a contemplative stare into the distance.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Her approach could best be described as ??unhurried?? ?C a few swings, a few snacks, and a scenic tour of the fairway without ever quite finishing a round. Balls do occasionally disappear into ponds, but she maintains it??s all part of the strategy.<\/p>\n<dl id=\"product-details\" class=\"tw-px-4\">\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-product_dimensions tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\">Dimensions: <\/dt>\n<dd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\">5.1in x 4.3in x 9.4in<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-sitting_height tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\">Sitting Height: <\/dt>\n<dd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\">5in<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-material tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\">Main Materials: <\/dt>\n<dd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\">Polyester<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-product_inner_filling tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\">Inner Filling: <\/dt>\n<dd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\">Polyester Fibers, PE Beans<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-product_eye_type tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dd class=\"tw-inline tw-my-0\">Hard Eye<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"detail-item detail-sku tw-list-item tw-list-disc tw-list-inside\">\n<dt class=\"tw-inline-block tw-font-normal tw-my-0\">SKU:<\/dt>\n<dd class=\"tw-inline-block tw-my-0\">SMG2C<\/dd>\n<\/div>\n<\/dl>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"#\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smudge Cow dreams of mastering her golf game. The outfi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":3406,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false},"product_cat":[240],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3407","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-farmyard","8":"first","9":"instock","10":"shipping-taxable","11":"purchasable","12":"product-type-simple","swatches":"rey-swatches","show_selected":""},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/3407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3407"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=3407"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/protexra.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=3407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}